‘Jack of All Trades’

Not Even Wholesome-Ass Baseball Cards Are Safe from Scandal and Corruption

Jack of All Trades immediately caught my eye in the Netflix queue because of the font type that was unmistakably mimicking the Topps Trading Cards logo (yeah, I was one of those kids…and young adults…and middle-aged adults…who lost themselves in the rabbit hole of trading cards–specifically the baseball variety). It’s a little-engine-that-could documentary from Canada that presents itself with the following description:

Once upon a time, baseball cards were as much an American pastime as the sport. But then scandal rocked the multi-million-dollar industry for good.

A 90-minute doc on why the boxes of cards in my closet are not worth the millions I had hoped for? Oh, hells yeah, I’m in. Little did I know that this exposé about the rise and fall of the baseball card market was just as much a messy story about a hugely dysfunctional family growing up in the 80’s.



The story is disjointed from the outset. We meet Stuart Eisenstein, A.K.A. Stu Stone, child actor and cartoon voiceover guy, as he is coming home to Toronto to finally clear out the boxes of crap his mom has been bugging him about for years. Stu shows off a still-in-the-box Cabbage Patch Doll and other ridiculous ephemera he collected throughout his childhood. Then, he thinks he’s struck gold as he pulls out some minty boxes of cards from the piles of other crud still stuffed in the corner.

It’s at this point that we get the greater background of how his father, his one-time hero and most popular mullet in town, established the first great chain of sports collectibles stores across Canada. It was the best of times.

Jack Of All Trades then becomes a mash-up of storylines. Stu, clearly not wanting to address a bad history with his father, wants to understand why his perceived fortune isn’t worth $75. His long-time best friend and co-director Harv Glazer believes the only real story to tell is the one of childhood estrangement and daddy issues. Prodding things along are Stu’s older sister (who maliciously…errr…accidentally runs over a box of cards in the first 15 minutes) and his brother-in-law, who are both clearly riding any coattails their semi-celebrity relative may have.

The greatest 80’s contextualization throughout the movie is footage from Stu’s bar mitzvah, which took place a week before his dad disappeared and was the last time his family was together as a unit. It was the worst of times.

The thing in all of this fairly convoluted edit of a movie is that the themes of the 80’s come through more clearly than almost any other document around. It shows corporate deception that was happening by card manufacturers like Upper Deck. Also, it shows how Americans (and Canadians) become engorged by hedonistic consumerism and how they, and we, made the surface seem great even though so much rot existed inside. It even shows Jose Canseco, living in Las Vegas (of course) and more ‘roided up than ever. No wonder we all went to a collective place of grumbling and darkness in the 1990’s.


Stu Stone and a very fit Jose Canseco

‘Jack of All Trades’ is a good, but not great documentary. It compellingly tells a good story and wraps it in wax paper with a stale piece of bubble gum inside. And it does expose the tawdry biz of baseball cards for what it was, which wasn’t really much to begin with. That’s why, ultimately, Glazer realized the real story was Stu’s family, not the family business.

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Jason Franz

Jason Franz is the senior manager of Strategic Marketing and Communications for the Rob and Melani Walton Sustainability Solutions Initiatives at Arizona State University, but does this mainly to accommodate his addiction of collecting vinyl records. Prior to working at ASU, Jason worked in public relations and television and internet broadcasting. Jason is an avid yet rapidly-growing-overweight cyclist, wrote a regular bicycling column for the Phoenix New Times and recently contributed to The NL Worst, a satirical baseball blog.

2 thoughts on “‘Jack of All Trades’

  • December 24, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    I read your review because I wanted to find out if anybody else was affected by the callousness of this father leaving his family and not seeming to really care.

    I didn’t find empathy for this in your review, but I really liked your one line about the baseball card craze, “…it shows how Americans (and Canadians) become engorged by hedonistic consumerism and how they, and we, made the surface seem great even though so much rot existed inside.”

    That really sums up the consistent mass hysteria that overtakes North American society on a regular basis over the next “big” thing.

    • February 8, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      Me too…Stu’s father was unbelievably callous. While his father realized he screwed up, he still didn’t have it within him to at least try and recover some relationship with his son. I was very impressed with how Stu handled the rejection – also recommending that his father try to reconnect with his new kids.


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